Friday, April 15, 2011

Memo

MEMO

To: All Employees

From: Management


ATTENTION! Do not do anything you are not supposed to do, except for that which you are supposed to do. And then be sure to only do what we tell you to do. But, do be sure to do what you were taught in employee training. Also, adhere to all organizational policies and rules.

Thank you,
Your Caring Management Team


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By Prince Rahman

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Phone Tree

*RING-RING*
*RING-RING*
*RING-RING*
*RING-RING*
*RING-RING*
*BEEP*

Thank you for calling 5-5-5, 7-7-7, 0-6, 6-6. You have reached The End Of The World. To ensure
quality customer service, this call will be recorded. Please listen carefully as our menu options
have changed.

If you know your party's extension, press pound.

For the Conquest department, press one.

For the War department, press two.

For the Famine department, press three.

For the Death department, press four.

For the Pestilence department, press five.

For all other questions or concerns, please stay on the line or press zero for the next available
operator.

To repeat this menu press the star key.

Thank you, have a nice day.

*BEEE-click*




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By Hunter Sangfroid

Friday, April 8, 2011

Rusalka

Rusalka
My darling
Rusalka
My sweet

Dance
Your enticing dance
And sing me to your feet

Weave your magic 'round
My ever wandering heart

Lull me into your still waters
From whence I'll never depart

Where I am forever yours to keep
Down at the very bottom
Down where it is most deep

Dreaming in the endless dream
Sleeping the endless sleep

Rusalka
My darling
Rusalka
My sweet

Dance
Your enticing dance
And sing me to your feet


~from "A Little Demon's Garden of Verses", translated and edited by Dr. P.J. Smithwick-Grimoire Ph.D., D.Div., Th.D.



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By Hunter Sangfroid

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Going In Phases

Going in phases like the Moon

At times sharp in her beauty
Like a sickle bladed sword

Other times full, warm, and glowing
In her splendor

The very power to pull the cells in the blood of men
As freely as she weaves the tides of the oceans

So human in her god-like fury
So transcendent in her goddess-like love

Complex
Simple
Sublime

Going in phases like the Moon



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By Calliope Jones

Saturday, April 2, 2011

Note To Self

Note to self:
...this is about as real as the unreal gets.

Seriously.



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By Prince Rahman