Phone Tree

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*BEEP*

Thank you for calling 5-5-5, 7-7-7, 0-6, 6-6. You have reached The End Of The World. To ensure
quality customer service, this call will be recorded. Please listen carefully as our menu options
have changed.

If you know your party's extension, press pound.

For the Conquest department, press one.

For the War department, press two.

For the Famine department, press three.

For the Death department, press four.

For the Pestilence department, press five.

For all other questions or concerns, please stay on the line or press zero for the next available
operator.

To repeat this menu press the star key.

Thank you, have a nice day.

*BEEE-click*




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By Hunter Sangfroid